There is probably no better example of the utter irrationality of the political class than laws banning mere nudity. Allow me to put this in the simplest possible terms. Requiring that someone wear clothes that meet a particular set of rules is called a dress code. Many cities (probably most) in the so-called “land of the free” will arrest you for not following their dress code. Even San Francisco recently outlawed nudity.
North Carolina state representative Rayne Brown has introduced a bill that would make nipple exposure a felony. Existing North Carolina law already outlaws nudity, but uses the laughably juvenile term “private parts” leading to some confusion about whether nipples are included under that heading.
[Brown] told members of the House Judiciary Committee on Wednesday that her constituents are concerned about topless rallies promoting women’s equality held the past two years in Asheville, which is located about 130 miles west of Brown’s district.
That reminds me of
Sarah Palin’s Tina Fey’s comment about being able to see Russia from her back door.
Many cities have local ordinances barring women from going topless, but Asheville does not.
Brown said a blanket solution is needed to give law enforcement officers statewide the clear authority to make arrests when nipples are exposed.
Maybe it’s time to start a Reality Thinking Hall of Shame for busy body morons like Brown.
It gets worse. According to the Naturist Action Committee:
In thirteen U.S. states, however, lawmakers have decreed that those convicted of mere nudity must register as sex offenders.
When we include strip clubs and brothels, state governments claim the power to outlaw nudity among consenting adults even on private property behind closed doors. Nudity for entertainment purposes is far worse than ordinary nudity. Heaven forbid that anyone anywhere should be having a good time.
And the absolute worst part of it? Most of your neighbors think throwing someone in prison for nudity is just fine. Most of your neighbors think that children are traumatized by mere sight of the naked adult body. Protecting children from harm, real or imagined, always trumps freedom. And most of your neighbors think that this is a completely healthy rational attitude. Think about that next time you bump into them when you’re out mowing the lawn.
When you think about it, what’s surprising is not that “the land of the free” throws more of its citizens in prison than any other country. No. What’s really surprising, given the willingness of Americans to criminalize everything, is that there are still so many people not in prison.