The New York Daily News has a picture. Apparently she wanted to do something special for him. Now it’s the government’s turn to make an impression. The cops charged the woman with five counts of endangering the welfare of a child. There were kids at the party as young as 13. Life, as she knew it, is over for her. She could spend a year in prison if convicted. In today’s world the senior parent in any household is always the government.
No matter what your views are about sex, nudity, and children, the idea that a lap dance constitutes child endangerment punishable with prison time is preposterous. But then, injecting sex into any situation inevitably brings out the stupid in people.
My wife hired a stripper for me once many years ago. She enlisted the assistance of a number of people where I worked to coordinate the surprise and make sure the girl was escorted into the engineering lab which was located in the corporate office building. I’m pretty certain that everyone in the building came to watch. Later, some of them expressed outrage, of course. I didn’t get into trouble, but there were no kids there. It was the first and last time they had a stripper come to that company, though. Somewhere I have two Polaroid pictures of it.
When the quarterly sales figures were good, the CEO of this company would announce it over the PA system and follow it up with a short audio clip from the restaurant scene in the movie “When Harry Met Sally”. This kind of thing would no longer be tolerated in “the land of the free” because behavior in the workplace is now ruled by those who can utter the words, “That offends me!.